The spork is the greatest lie of all; it's (theoretical) usefulness in fork terms is limited to almost nothing really, it's just a spoon with a few crappy slits in it. That's not going to help you do anything with your apocryphal delicious cake that the spurious spoon wouldn't. I fully intend to make a reference next time I'm in KFC and they forget to give me cutlery though, but I suspect a protestation of "there is no spork" will probably be met with "20p boss, I give".
I think all these deserve to become great protest slogans by the way: 'the cake is a lie' for instance is a damning indictment of Consumer Capitalism, and indeed says a lot about most religions when you think about it.
What is real is what you believe is real...
ReplyDeleteeveryone knows you don't eat cake with a spoon, you use a spork, a SPORK DAMNIT!
ReplyDeletealthough it's true to say there isn't one of them either.
THE SPORK IS A LIE.
THE SPORK IS A LIE.
THE SPORK IS A LIE.
THE SPORK IS A LIE.
THE SPORK IS A LIE.
THE SPORK IS A LIE.
The spork is the greatest lie of all; it's (theoretical) usefulness in fork terms is limited to almost nothing really, it's just a spoon with a few crappy slits in it. That's not going to help you do anything with your apocryphal delicious cake that the spurious spoon wouldn't. I fully intend to make a reference next time I'm in KFC and they forget to give me cutlery though, but I suspect a protestation of "there is no spork" will probably be met with "20p boss, I give".
ReplyDeleteI think all these deserve to become great protest slogans by the way: 'the cake is a lie' for instance is a damning indictment of Consumer Capitalism, and indeed says a lot about most religions when you think about it.